Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Cock a doodle DIE!

Did you know that roosters don't just crow at sunrise? They start about 2 hours before sunrise and Cock-a-doodle-doo off and on for HOURS. How do I know this? My neighbors have a rooster, which I usually can only hear when I sleep with the windows open (which is every night because it's still hot!) I've been wondering how difficult of a procedure it would be to remove a voice box from poultry without actually killing that animal. Then I saw a commercial on TV for SilenceyourRooster. com and I thought my prayers have been answered. There's a website, perhaps it has detailed steps on voice box removals or alternatives. Turns out it's a website for AMBIEN CR, the sleep medicine. Well, so much for that. Unless, do you think giving a rooster AMBIEN CR would kill it? :)

9 comments:

Lee and Melody said...

Nah, Ambien is good for roosters. ;) Try it out!

Yvonne said...

Find someone to strangle it and then eat it for dinner. We had two roosters leaving next door to us for awhile until one day they mysteriously disappeared.......

Barb said...

Get Brad's gun and shoot it from your window. There's Sunday dinner!

I just finished a book called, "The Thirteenth Tale". It was a mystery within a mystery. I loved it! (Per your wanting a suggestion..)

Kacie and Jake C. said...

May I suggest an eye for an eye. Sneak over slip an alarm clock into their sleeping quarters set for 2 a.m. and give 'em a little taste of their own medicine.

Amy said...

Yuck.

thedeanfamily said...

Does Main Street Station ring a bell? I feel your pain!!!! Josh was on his way to putting a bucket of KFC on the porch before I stopped him.. That's always an idea...

Trisha Martin said...

I just had this same conversation with Billie Powell. She is about ready to shoot the same rooster! Maybe the two of you can concoct a grand plan to "dispose" of it:).

Jessica said...

I am not a vet but I am guessing the rooster would probably die. How is Garfield and the primary? I hope all is well!!

Jessica said...

OH I got put in the primary today!! I am going to teach the CTR 5's.